So, you’ve got a friend who just started dating someone that you don't like for whatever reason? Are you looking for ways to ruin their positive relationship before it gets off the ground? Look no further! Here is your official guide on how to do so in no time.
Step One: Sabotage Their Date Preparations
Nothing says ‘I love you' more than having everything go wrong during date preparations. Make sure there are sabotages along every step of the way - start an unhelpful argument or two over seemingly innocuous topics, encourage them to wear something completely inappropriate, and give some terrible advice about what activities they should plan on doing together. Humorously derail as much of the process as possible until they can barely stand each other when they show up wherever their destination may be. Readymade laughter is guaranteed!
Step Two: Secretly Talk Bad About Them To Each Other
You understand that most relationships need trust, right? What better way to break down any chance of layer-building between these two silly lovers than with strategic whisper campaigns done behind both parties' backs where all manner of horror stories will spread about one another quicker than wildfire through dry haystacks! Now that would certainly liven things up, wouldn’t it!?
Step Three: Hijack Any Special Moment Shared Between The Two Of Them
Ah yes, hijacking special moments when either party tries saying something touching or sentimental – perfect timing for getting involved and making sure those teary eyes aren’t so easy drowning in sweet devotion anymore, eh? Maybe make jokes poking fun at their declarations, then top it off with mockery-laced high-fives shared amongst friends nearby, drawing out hysterical (in this context) laughter from everyone else around…really sticking a fork into deep questions of true romance, huh? Equally evil & awesome yep 😉
Conclusion
We hope this guide has successfully given you ideas regarding how best to barge clumsily onto scenes shared between liking company intent on enjoying themselves – hopefully, succeeding and happiness are not wanted otherwise, none shall have such here thank ye kindly….cheerio mischief makers!!
